Read this in the latest edition of Lip magazine. It originally appeared in Too Much Coffee Magazine.
The Holy Bible
by God
In this best-selling autobiography, the architect of the universe ponders his chaotic past and examines the roots of his violent mood swings. Things get off to a rough start when God creates the earth only to submerge it into a planet-wide flood. He apologizes for this genocidal outburst by inventing the .. rainbow, the sight of which, I'm sure, was a great comfort to the eight humans who survived. In a final attempt to demonstrate his capacity for infinite love, God closes the book by offing his own son and threatening future generations with apocalyptic doom. It's a frank and disturbing confession by one of humanity's most lovable deities.
--Matthew Speer
The Holy Bible
by God
In this best-selling autobiography, the architect of the universe ponders his chaotic past and examines the roots of his violent mood swings. Things get off to a rough start when God creates the earth only to submerge it into a planet-wide flood. He apologizes for this genocidal outburst by inventing the .. rainbow, the sight of which, I'm sure, was a great comfort to the eight humans who survived. In a final attempt to demonstrate his capacity for infinite love, God closes the book by offing his own son and threatening future generations with apocalyptic doom. It's a frank and disturbing confession by one of humanity's most lovable deities.
--Matthew Speer
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Re: The Holy Bible: A short review
Mon, October 17, 2005 - 8:22 PMHi.
Very amusing review.
I sent it to a friend whose converting to Orthodox Christianity, but who is a big fan of Monty Python and The Simpsons. I hope he gets a kick out of it.
